Tuesday Dec 27 01:21pm“I play Tarzan and Jane with my girlfriend, but she wears the loincloth and I wear the dress”.
Got emailed about a warehouse job hiring in deleware that i would be qualified for. So I go apply for it and it keeps saying, “please correct the following errors” but there are no errors. It’s like it’s saying “Fuck you Ashley, you don’t get a job. Everyone hates you.” :C
Wednesday Nov 23 11:42am
I had the coolest dream ever, where I was a leader of a gang in saints row, but I was also a vampire and Bill Compton was my maker.
Tuesday Nov 22 11:58am
